I call it Bollywood Blues.
Made in November 2007 for Rediff, as an accompaniment to this review.
Based on a Fyodor Dostoevsky story. Music by Tchaikovsky. Featuring Chunky The Inevitable, Diksha The Delicious, and a certain cameo who shall go unnamed. Shot across Sunday afternoon at Carter Road and Bagel Shop, Bandra. Any resemblance to existing Bollywood filmmakers is purely intentional. A Raja Sen moment.